Sunday, January 31, 2010

How about vicious girls?

After he asked me if I liked bad boys, he left me speechless and all I could do was give him a simper. It wasn't until hours later that a esprit de l'escalier popped in my head (that rarely happens). It did remind me of this song (another Myspace discovery) they sure did throw elegant and sexy gatherings in the 70's, didn't they?
Do girls like bad boys? I think we want it all, a combination of bad and good. The bad that does not include being jobless and the good that doesn't include being a pussy. Slap my ass but please make my bed in the morning.



Saturday, January 30, 2010

Vintage and music shopping . "No one has been as good to me, as I have been to myself lately" -Me

Friday, January 29, 2010

Shoes OMG Shoes.


My new shoes are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do, one of these my new shoes are going to walk all over you.

*You have to see them on, they scream trouble and profanities (naughty shoes)

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Laverne and Shirley Moments





Vegas recap, Spa day today (where I got a male masseuse, what?) his name was "winks" and we had a heart to heart while he rubbed my feet, among other things. Ashley and I had great luck at the black jack table so we celebrated by using our hundred dollar chips as cool cucumbers, cuz nothing says relaxation like money. Last night was heavy, reeeeal heavy, we pretty much crawled to our early morning spa appointment, we ate well and got treated like the princesses we are, what else can I say? It was a good little trip, that was hugely needed.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

ABBA

Ashley and myself in Vegas??? I say this giggling because, Ashley, hands down is one of my funnest friends, so I highly doubt that there will be a non eventful moment. We have been to Paris together, have had numerous Vegas trips already under our belts and have terrorised L.A a couple of times. This video of us in L.A, (appropriately fashioned in god awful Ed Hardy hats) is just an example of the complete goofiness that is ABBA (Ashley Barby, Babs Ash) Let's just say this isn't our first rodeo!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Viva Las Vegas

I took a week off work and I'm going back to Vegas tomorrow morning, which means I gotta prep today. Tanning bed STAT!

My Hood


I live in a suburb of Salt Lake City called Holladay, it sits on the east bench, my view every morning are these towering-massive mountains that I often take for granted. This area which is on the "east side" and is often looked as the snooty side of the tracks, has charm and a small town feel and has the makings of a quaint little village. Then the economy went to shits and my little village went down face first. What use to be a mall down the street from my house is now an empty hole with a sad little Macy's standing solo, the plans to knock down the mall and rebuild a new high end luxurious shopping experience, failed miserably. Holladay City still avoids the real question of why construction, without secured funding, was allowed in the first place. Meanwhile, local merchants have to figure out how to keep their businesses alive in an area that has now turned into a ghost town.

Holladay's "place to go" has now turned into the city's "area to avoid," with gapping holes, large dirt piles and clouds of dust, many customers are now avoiding what was once the city's main retail area. The huge holes have caused major chains to leave the area and now local retailers, who don't have the ability to relocate as easily as the big chains, are worried about their own survival. Alberstson's shut down, then Blockbuster shut down, The TGIF where I celebrated my 15th birthday, GONE, and it was like, oh wow, The whole area now just looks dead. For us who love and appreciate this area, it has been a very depressing thing to watch. I have hopes that the construction on this development will continue in the next year and that my hood gets back to being the envy of the other suburbs, until then, I will wait patiently and enjoy my shopping on the exit of 10600 South.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

KELIS!


Before "Bossy" or "milk shake" there was a little album that Kelis put out in 1999 that changed me (the songs says "I hate you so much right now", I think I hated him so much right then) this song "Caught out there" was one of my favorite songs, so naturally when I saw her at the Joan Jett concert tonight, I just HAD to tell her how much I loved that album AND her, she was so sweet and a bit surprised that I knew that album, I assume because everyone knows her for the milk shake song? which I always think it's sad when people miss out on the other great songs and albums that artist put out before their songs go top 40. My highlight of the night was Kelis and the 3 slices of pizza I had when it was all said and done. I will brag more about this night when I'm not three sheets to the wind and bobbing for apples (i.e. drunk and sleepy)

*it looks like both Kelis and I decided on interesting color of over the shoulder boulder holders (i.e. Bras)

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Joan Jett

The Sundance film festival has had me pretty busy this weekend and it's not over, Joan Jett tonight, this should be good but the pressure is on for that little bad ass assumable that calls for a visit to American apparel today. Black tight and shiny? why not! in fact I'm going to try to duplicate this picture (the hair... not so much)
*What a perfect song seeing how I have been living by this anthem since the 11th grade, I love that I can honestly say that I have been doing whatever the hell I want, and has said suck it to what society and people say I should be doing. Hey, my life doesn't suck one bit and I have had one hell of a time exploring, meeting people and at times getting myself into pickles that I creatively have to get myself out of, I wouldn't have it any other way and I'm just getting started, on that note..pass me the bottle of tequila. (NO animals, children or designer bags where harmed during my crazy life)

Friday, January 22, 2010

The Bebe



My Brother and his lovely Wife gave me a little Niece last night, Camila De Rose (middle name still not set in stone) Born January 21 2010 at 8pm, 7 pounds, 21 inch's of pure heaven, she is divine. There is nothing more intoxicating then a new baby smell, as soon as the smell hits your brain, you start to pick out baby names and I swear I even started lactating. I'm so excited to have this little girl in our life's. Let the spoiling begin.

*A pretty baby song for you

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Theophilus London

oh, I love this song! (and it's 3:33 min, which is the number that has been following me for years...just saying)

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Shortwave Set


Back on one of my Myspace music journeys, I came across these guys (the song on this playlist) I became an instant fan, L.O.V.E them. Check them out.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Bloggie (kinda like a Trekkie)

It's very interesting, this blogging world. I was thinking today how I can count on one hand how many friends of mine blog, NON of my really good girlfriends blog, not ONE of them, so what makes us bloggers blog? Is it that we are creative people? (raising my hand) that we love to write? talk about ourselves? too much time on our hands? (still have my hand up) I have another blog on tmbrl, which has more followers then this one and is actually much much cooler (the website itself) and yet I don't use it, and when I have, I find myself "reblogging" others peoples stuff, I don't Twitt, mostly because I don't know how, between this blog and my Facebook, I just can't take on anymore.

At the end of the day, does it really matter? who are we really blogging for? who really cares what we think, what we ate, who we ate with and who farted, yet we can't get enough. Sometimes I will be so warped up in my blogging head that I forget that there is so many other cool blogs out there. It's a creative outlet, a hobby, a way to express yourself and the things you like or dislike, to talk about our feelings or something funny that happened throughout the day, I get it. There are so many great things that have come out of me blogging, I realized what a horrible speller I am (was), I realized how much I love to write, and how therapeutic it is and have no problem admitting that I may even be good at it, You get a sense of what people are like and then get to decided if you like them or not. So, in the end I say BLOG AWAY, let's share every thought, meal, person and fart with the world. Beam me up Scotty.
GOOOOO FELLOW BLOGGIES!!!

I farted.

Monday, January 18, 2010

I'm a B.


The lover and the sabotage. Some one who loves herself so much but yet is taking such horrible care of herself (where are your vitamins and yoga?) Realizes her worth but yet manipulates her own thoughts. That's like doing a card trick to yourself. So ready for it but scares herself silly. Emotional and passionate . Yet carelessly numb. Silly and so serious. Laughs until she cries. Cries until she laughs. Full of love. Full of doubt. Full of shit. Takes one step forward and two steps back (yes, like the fucking Paula Abdul song) I don't feel old so I will still act like a spoiled child. I will kick and I scream and I want my way. Then realize that I'm not a child. Dust the gravel off my knees. Wipe the chocolate off my face. Reapply my lipstick. Talk like a lady. Walk like a lady. Be polite. Be strong like a Man. Sit up straight. Hurt you with my words like your enemy. Perfectly flawed. Desperately hopeless. Widely tamed. A neat little mess. A blessed curse. Bitter sweet and you can agree to disagree. This is me.

Me: Thanks for taking out my trash

Phil: Coming over here is like taking care of an old sick person, will you snap out of it?

Me: (Blank look)

Phil: (points at the pimple on my chin) Wow, god is really punishing you this week, huh?

P.S

Beware of the intense eye contact on the video below at about 4:40, he totally wants you.

haahaa!

Music Go Music

This could be my new favorite band, I'm lucky to have friends in LA that are musicians and involved in the music scene, like a drug addicted they give me my music fix, I love bands that can pull off a retro look and sound, seeing how I'm a HUGE "Heart" fan (crazy on you being one of the best songs ever made) it would make sense that I would love these guys. Thanks Brian

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Miss Gigi De Ville Rehearsal #1


The first Voodoo Darlings rehearsal for the February 20th show took place tonight, I captured the my first attempt to this song which I rehearsed with Danny (an amazing singer and one of Salt Lakes most talented theater actors) it will start out with me singing the first part then it will continue on with him as I do a little dance/strip tease (after all, she is a tramp) this was the first attempt and as you can tell it's a little rough and silly, so go easy on us, I am so excited for this "Rat Pack" theme show this year, we are kinda a big deal here and we always have such a great time. I am sure I will be posting more as the month of rehearsals continue.


Sometimes I go whole days
listening bored, half sleep
I won't say anything
that's worth a thing to me
One day, suddenly, time
took a turn that once felt so brief
I blinked to see polite ghosts fading quickly

What begins as an unguarded
train of thoughts slowly can become
an addiction to the slumber
of disconnection and the resonance
of memory that no longer has a shape
but keeps you numb through
the hours till gone is another day

Be aware, my darling
these things I say I mean
are just traces of something
I long to feel again
I see our time expand
in the air almost forcibly,
spreading thinner till it dissolves completely

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Douchebaggery


Today, one of my bestest friends (Justin Grant) and I got together for some coffee, venting and fun, we walked into this store that obviously has the coolest stuff, let it be known that the "Jersey shore" exists from coast to coast, there will never be a shortish of Douch Bags and Douche baguettes. We couldn't stop giggling and I finally think the sales girls knew we were up to no good. We dared each other to wear this out tonight but apparently the uglier the stuff is, the more expensive it is. It was "The Situation"

Friday, January 15, 2010

Brazilian Girls

How much do I love these guys? I have seen them in concert, they are my CD pic of the week and getting lots of love in my car. I want her white dress badly!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I came so close...

so close that on one of my NY trips last month I went as far as walking into a salon and was ready to do it, we ran into the problem that she didn't have the tools to remove the beads that whole my extentions in, I feel a big change is needed, I already decided that I am going to take my back tattoo one step further and have it extended to my shoulder, and I can very much see myself getting the balls to do this (after all it's just hair, right?) what do you call a midlife crisis when you're not midlife yet? it's time for something crazy and fun, I have earned my bad assness..ish!

Thinking

As much as I love shooting the glamorous pictures, I don't think that my banner is me, I love the picture don't get me wrong, I will be working on a new one that I feel best fits my personality, I'm far too much of a dork to give off the impression that I'm some glamour queen all the time, I feel it's one of the many characters I channel.

Maybe my Aunt Stella can help.

GOD!

Some people pray to a God, Buddha, Elohim, Allah...some people pray to a plant, when I pray at night? I hope Robbie Williams is listening.



Sunday, January 10, 2010

Last night I had the weirdest dream...

...oh, no I didn't.. I saw "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassu", Heath Ledger's last movie, and I believe he passed during the filming. The cast was top notch, Tom Waits, Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, Jude Law (did I say a dream? I meant a wet dream) I'm actually really surprised that this movie has been out for weeks and that I just heard about it (I lost my title of a movie buff after this) it was a great movie, highly recommend it, any Terry Gilliam film will leave you feeling a little detached from reality and a bit mystical haahaaa! GO SEE IT!!!

Johnny Depp: Nothing is permanent, not even death

Barby Garcia: Wooooo, whattt?


Wednesday, January 6, 2010

QuiQue


My little Brother QuiQue (Enrique) 11 months younger then me. We shared a heart to heart on his front porch tonight over a cigg (which I quit a while ago but have puffed enough in the last couple of days to get a nice cough going.. I remember why I quit, YUCKYCACA) we talked, we have not done that in a long time, he is about to be a Dad again at the end of the month, a little girl in our family, we are all so excited but I can see that QuiQue is nervous, I said "you're going to be just fine" he looked at me, put his hand on my shoulder and said the same to me.

Kike: you wana buy a fish tank?

Me: No, not really

Kike: Dam!


After a long debate on how to spell his nickname QuiQue, I still ended up calling him an obscene racist nickname for a Jew (kike)


Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Monday, January 4, 2010

Sugar In My Ear

Me: I'm sad

The B: Don't be. Pretty Please.

Me: Otay

The B: Just remember that up to this point you have seen and experienced things that most people would never dream of.

Me: like what?

The B: You know, you've traveled the word, have had thousands of men cream their jeans over you, you have had some amazing photos taken of you, a fabulous wardrobe, a beautiful son and your character, very funny and colorful to say the least.

Me: haahaaha, I love you, thank you

The B: love you back sugar pie

Me: my wardrobe is pretty fabulous huh?

The B: haahaa, oh yes


Sunday, January 3, 2010

Once and for all.

I just made such a huge personal step tonight, I am so proud of myself right now, I have to believe in the universe working things out after what just happened. I deserve this and I owe this to myself. I am excited and yet very scared but know this will be the most rewarding thing.

Tenille gave me the push (who I spent ichatting with for a good 2 hours tonight) I love her with all my heart.
Captain and Tenille


Mom and Dad LOVE E.J

Barby, in her natural habitat.


I spent last night with my friends for a well needed New Years night out in my hood ( I so needed this) we ended up at the "LMFAO" concert, I gathered some of the craziest and hilarious quotes from the night...and one silly video clip.

"I'm fucked up but I know what I'm doing" -Phoenix

"Won't your vagina give you a rest?"- Brandy, in regards to my Vagina

"I don't need nothing in life..but whatever is in this bottle..I need A LOT more of"- Katie

"And the next thing you know..I had her choked up against a window..."- Barby

"You didn't shank her? don't you Mexican always have knifes on you?"- Des, in regards to my quote

"I didn't go to the hospital BUT I nearly died and everyone is blaming me"- Jammie

"Does anyone one want tacos?"- Anonymous

"This break is brought to you by me, cuz I gotta pee" Garrett. in regards to stopping the limo on the way home

"Handle yoo shit"- Delisha, in regards to Garrett's quote

"Somebody shit on the coats"- Dylan

"Thank god I didn't go out tonight" -Jess, in regards to NOT going out with us

"Oh shit, I need a little video of this" Jumper