Friday, March 5, 2010


A woman knows if she's gonna fuck you within the first five minutes of meeting you. Women know right away. They're shaking hands like, ''l'm gonna fuck him, l hope he don't say nothing too stupid" That's right, fellas, don't say nothing too stupid...because women are all about the mood. lf she's in the mood to fuck you, shut up and let it happen. 'Cause if you say the wrong thing, them panties are coming up mighty fast, ''What'd you say?'' She be on the phone with a girlfriend, ''Yeah, l was gonna give him some...but he just started talking, l hate a yakking man, child" That's right, man. Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it's hard to keep up the lie.'Cause you can't get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can't get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act...sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.- Chris Rock

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