It was by far our best year, sold out seats, the audience always dresses to impress and the girls all did such a great job...but it was a weird night, not gonna lie, I don't think there is anything more uncomfortable then doing a strip tease in front of your Mother, my Mom is no angel but still, it made the whole thing a little odd for me, and I have been walking around all day just waiting to get grounded. To make the situation even odder, I lost a pastie during my performance and in the video I took you can see it fall off behind my shadow box and when Danny kicks my screen open, there I am, with one exposed (Janet Jackson moment) titty, Oh god NO! that will be the only one reason I might not post that video (notice how I said might?) Had too much to drink, woke up in another odd situation, my car got bashed into today by an asshole lady...let's just say I'm happy it's Sunday and I love my house and the bubble I create when I'm here with EJ, where everything is peachy and I bake cookies and walk around like Joan Cleaver. Maybe I should reconsider taking on the hussy title, I'm much more ready for the title of secret agent man.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Last Night
It was by far our best year, sold out seats, the audience always dresses to impress and the girls all did such a great job...but it was a weird night, not gonna lie, I don't think there is anything more uncomfortable then doing a strip tease in front of your Mother, my Mom is no angel but still, it made the whole thing a little odd for me, and I have been walking around all day just waiting to get grounded. To make the situation even odder, I lost a pastie during my performance and in the video I took you can see it fall off behind my shadow box and when Danny kicks my screen open, there I am, with one exposed (Janet Jackson moment) titty, Oh god NO! that will be the only one reason I might not post that video (notice how I said might?) Had too much to drink, woke up in another odd situation, my car got bashed into today by an asshole lady...let's just say I'm happy it's Sunday and I love my house and the bubble I create when I'm here with EJ, where everything is peachy and I bake cookies and walk around like Joan Cleaver. Maybe I should reconsider taking on the hussy title, I'm much more ready for the title of secret agent man.
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Everyone's got one. A nip that is... and a mom, as it were. But more people than not have a nip. In fact Dr No. had 3 if I remember correctly.
ReplyDeleteSo I say post it. Or if you like I can edit the nip out of it. But I may use Donny Osmond's face as a little pasty. Yes... I really am that talented.
haahahahaha! you are brilliant in so many ways, I sure love you!
ReplyDeletelet's go with a Marie Osmond instead ;)
Oh. I thought it was obvious. Naturally if we put Donny on one then Marie must go on the other. They're kind of a package deal. I thought that was a given.
ReplyDeleteAnd then when you turn around we'll have the MoTab on your booty! KaPOW!
Love you too, pistol pete.