1. You can collect or give your number to the really hot guys.
2. You can wear the granny panties.
3. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.
4. You don't have to shave.
5. You can masturbate without him begging to watch.
6. You can talk to yourself without saying "what?" or him worrying about your sanity.
7. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
8. Guilt free mood swings. Yay!!!
9. Getting to know yourself better, instead of someone else.
10. You no longer have to hold your farts in.