Monday, March 21, 2011

10 Good Reasons Why Single Is Aight.



1. You can collect or give your number to the really hot guys.

2. You can wear the granny panties.

3. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.

4. You don't have to shave.

5. You can masturbate without him begging to watch.

6. You can talk to yourself without saying "what?" or him worrying about your sanity.

7. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.

8. Guilt free mood swings. Yay!!!

9. Getting to know yourself better, instead of someone else.

10. You no longer have to hold your farts in.

7 comments:

  1. Number 4 alone makes being single so worth it! hahaha

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  2. best post from any blog ever, love these!

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  3. It all started with a bottle of Zipang! ok ok... maybe 4March 22, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    I would have thought you would have said number 10!

    Kidding! XOXO

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  4. freals.. I love your blog girly.. thanks for all the smiles! xo s

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  5. I freaking love you!!!! Stalked your bloggy blog for a few months now - You are hilarious and REAL :) SOOOOOOOO refreshing :) Keep em comin mama!

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