Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says:
Quote:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most
of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She
doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she
doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do. And, it's usually something
more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
hoot what you might think about her or what she's
doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend because she
doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is
far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting
like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there
is a bald, paunchy 30+ relic in yellow pants making a
fool of himself with some 24-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
hoot what you might think about her or what she's
doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend because she
doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is
far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting
like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there
is a bald, paunchy 30+ relic in yellow pants making a
fool of himself with some 24-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
And they are better in bed ;)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, what day is it?
haahaa very true, there is nothing sexier then a Woman that owns her sexuality and everything she is, that is why I love confident, secure woman, that is super sexy :)
ReplyDeletemy Birthday is Thursday, thank you for the Birthday wishes :)