The fastest mouse in all of Mexico

He was fast cuz he drank tons of coffee...I think!

He makes me coffee, even if he doesn't drink coffee, he will get up, brew me a pot, pour me a cup, manages to get just the right amount of cream and sugar and hands it to me in this appropriate cup. I drink coffee daily and I manage to make it taste like ass (thank god for Starbucks and good Boyfriends)

Did I mention how much I LOVE my Christmas present? Yeeeaaah! Suck it!