As some of you already know, I'm the face of Gloveables. I was very lucky to land this campaign 2 years ago and I still update their new product from time to time. When the new catalog came out with my pictures, customers where commenting on how I was a dead ringer for Annette Funicello. Which I obviously found flattering. The funny part, this character couldn't be further from what I'm really like. In fact, after the shoots my face hurts from all the exaggerated happy faces. We do have so much fun when we do these shoots.
The other day Amy, who is the one that boooked me for the job, sent me this....
Amy: So you official have a Gloveables stalker! He's called the office constantly asking for (say in a heavy drunkin/southern accent) "the real cute Suzie homemaker from the catalog" I told him you don't work here, you were a paid model. He then informed me "well hell, I'd pay her"....so I gave him all your info. KIDDING! If he only knew that you don't find pleasure in cooking or cleaning!
Me: Hahahahahahaha!!! OMG This is so so funny. Hey but wait, what if he's cute? I can't afford to be picky these days. Send him my way.
Amy: I did a pre-screening...The drunken, old man voice, DEEP southern accent along with 3rd grade vocabulary assured me you were not missing out on your soul-mate!