Pillow Talk

Me: I will spit in her face....is that aggressive?

FG: Not for you, just another day at the office.

Later

FG: Make up your mind, do you want me around today or not?

Me: I don't and I do, I don't cuz I have so much stuff to do, but I do cuz I want you to do them for me.

Later Later

Me: I didn't want you to cancel your golf plans, I feel bad.

FG: It's ok, I rather be doing this.

Me: Well, at least there, you would of had a better chance of getting it in the hole.

Later Later Later

FG: Will you get up?

Me: Tell me, say "get the fuck up, Bitch"

FG: "GET THE FUCK UP, YOU BITCH'...God, that felt good.

A Minute Ago

Me: Come read what I just wrote on my blog

FG: Read it? I just lived it.