Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Dun Dun Done.

Lets be real, who cares what the reasons were for the split. Better to realize sooner than later, that you made a mistake. Rather than letting years go by, unhappy and god forbid kids later. Then you've not only wasted time but wasted time unhappy. I'm all about wasting time, if I'm having a good ol' time. You dig?

Remember back in the day when people would meet and 6 months later they would get married and they are sharing that story over a 50th wedding anniversary? Now, stories like that are a thing of the past. It's like the lonely old man sitting at the bar sharing his Vietnam war stories. Now we hear stories about how people used to stay married....for longer than 72 days.

Kim and Kris actually lasted longer than these other couples, that in my eyes, just committed the crime of being hopeless romantics in the moment.

Rudolph Valentino and Jean Acker got married in 1919. The "Latin Lover" and the American actress were married for 6 hours. 6 HOURS, folks.

 The duration of a good nights rest.

Britney Spears and Jason Alexander lasted married for 2 days.

The Duration from Salt Lake City to New york..
With a nights rest and a few stops for gas and slim Jim's, of course.

Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine lasted a whopping 4 weeks. 
Nice job, you crazy kids, you...

The duration of a month.

And lets not forget the hussies of all huss husses.
Elizabeth Taylor (Rest her soul) married 9 time.

The duration of a cats lifespan.

The one thing that all these short lived I do's have in common?....
The women are the ones that filed for divorce.


Last I heard, Cinderella and Prince Charming are still married. 
I mean, that's a good sign. 

Who wouldn't want to stay married to a Prince...
 that found your favorite lost shoe? 


I hope to someday write about my short lived marriage


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