Eat Shit!!!

I did, walking out of Starbucks with my soy latte in my left hand, looking all cutesy with my 2 pig tail braids and my old skool juicy sweats..I missed a step and ate it, gloriously, I didn't spill one drop and I stood up to an audience behind me, took a graceful bow where I got an applause and skipped to my car, TAAA DAAA! you have to have these things down when you have been a bit clumsy your whole life. I'm a professional.