The B: Don't be. Pretty Please.
The B: Just remember that up to this point you have seen and experienced things that most people would never dream of.
Me: like what?
The B: You know, you've traveled the word, have had thousands of men cream their jeans over you, you have had some amazing photos taken of you, a fabulous wardrobe, a beautiful son and your character, very funny and colorful to say the least.
Me: haahaaha, I love you, thank you
The B: love you back sugar pie
Me: my wardrobe is pretty fabulous huh?
The B: haahaa, oh yes