Travel plans today, CANCELLED! The party I was meeting in L.A today got stuck in London, due to the angry Volcano. Remember when I said the world is going mad? And then that week all this stuff happened to people? I better be careful what I put out there in the Universe, it seems to be listening to me.
Please have a talk with Earth, it's pissed. We just want sunshine and pretty rainbows and nice tans that don't cause us to have potential cancerous moles removed. Just punish the judgmental people and assholes with anxiety, bad hair days and unsatisfying sex.
Thank you kindly.