Saturday, September 18, 2010

Pictureless. Manless. Shameless.

The Birthday celebration was a success. Starting with the Dinner. There was a moment when I looked around me and realised I was surrounded by people who love me, and who I love very much. I fee like the party people are always fun, but it's the people that come to your dinner before the party that are true to the friendship. I managed to get completely hammered. My camera got stolen, and as you guys can imagine, it's been a very emotional morning.

I don't know if it's the hangover and this cold mixed with the Birthday aftermath blues, the kidnapping of my beloved camera, and another dating story gone sour, but I have been crying all day. As I told this young Man (the word Man used loosely) today (who I found out has been lying to me about his current situation with his "ex" girlfriend, in order to keep 'hittin' it"), I said "I will be honest. I'm really sad about this today. Not so much about you, but this in general. Here I am, an independent Woman, with great qualities, and so much love, and in return, I'm the girl that's getting dicked around vs the girl that's being treated with respect and admiration. It baffles me"- And it does. I mean, is it my fault for dating these guys who appear to be nice guys? Or are we hitting an epidemic of douche bags?

I think this was the straw that broke the camels back. This dating thing is discouraging, exhausting and flat out fucking retarded.

Last night was fun. I will say that. I love my friends. I would post pictures BUT......



  1. Im a bit regretful to say that I had never clicked over to your blog until today, and I'm thankful I did. It breaks my heart to read this, as I've had the same exact day, due to the SAME EXACT THING, pondering in the SAME exact way. .and I have yet to understand ANY of it. If a woman as successful and fabulous as you is ALSO dealing with this BULLSHIT, I have lost all hope in mankind. these sorry motherfckrs will never be satisfied, so FINE, neither should we! They done fucked with the WRONG MEXICANAS! Theyll be sorry ( evil laugh)

  2. Hahahahahaha!!!! Oh shit gurl! Don't they know we got cousins that have done time and run in vato loco gangs? Aye, pendejos.

    We need to do a telethon, like Jerry's kids. Call your pledge to help the douche bag epidemic. A couple dollars a day can help a douche get the treatment and head to recovery so he can one day be a REAL ASS MAN!!!!

    PENDEJOS! Call my cousin Chico! ;)

  3. Barby-

    I don't get this at all. As a Man, I can say that there is some of us out there who love to be good to ladies. First, any boy who lies is just that, a boy! With little loyalty to himself, really. It baffles me, too. The bright side is that this just makes it so the right guy can step up to the plate. It is really a blessing, Barby. He didn't deserve all that is Barby. You're one of a kind. Beautiful and funny as hell.

    I have a feeling you'll be just fine, Missy.

  4. Oh, my dear..

    I am so sorry dudes are such jerks. If you remember, I just had my birthday as well and I, too, got hit by the douchebag bus. I just don't understand how you can go through life being such a fucktard only because you a have an extra body part between your legs. I'll say it again and again, you are the epitome of fantastic, and the fact that you know this deep down and carry it so well is just lovely. We all get screwed by people we think to e someone else, I'm just glad that you know you don't deserve that and you won't stand for it. I'm pretty sure we all agree here that the real loss of the evening is your camera. I was so looking forward to pictures today!

    Birthdays are rarely what we hope them to be, like New Years or even fucking Fourth of July. I hope that all your days beyond this weekend are full of hot men in bow ties who know a thing or two about real women.

    I sound like a damned Oprah episode.

    Kymm xo

  5. KYMM!!!!

    I am so always so happy to hear from you. You made me laugh and you brought up some good points. The best one being that my camera is the real loss (hahaha brilliantly put). I think you are just fancy and great. Our time will come and as long as we know that a guy won't make of break us, we will be just fine!

    We will always have Oprah's book club ;)

  6. I wish I had been able to make it to your birthday dinner, I know we haven't known each other long, but I really do adore you. You are gorgeous both inside and out. Happy belated birthday babe! Let's see each other soon! xoxo

  7. Hope you had a wonderful birthday night girl besides the camera loss, I hope whoever took that burns, probably some dumb boy!! I wanted to come to your party but I was stuck home with a very sick 10 year old and I have torn all the ligaments in my foot (a couple of real upbeats we were, he he) I'm sorry it was such an emotional day after for you, I feel you on the douche bag boys who are far from men. Keep your head up and smile your lovely smile because you are too funny, sweet and brilliant to not see past those jerks (sometimes it just takes time). You deserve nothing but the best and your time will come! Keep those bright eyes smiling and enjoy your week :)