Phrases You Don't Tell A Naked Man
I've smoked joints fatter than that.
Ahh, it's cute.
I'm sorry.
Who circumcised you?
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
Oh no, a flash headache!
My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
This explains your car.
Are you one of those pygmies?
Why is God punishing you?
But it still works, right?...RIGHT?!?
Do you take steroids?
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Aww, it's hiding.
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
Is that an optical illusion?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Does it come with an air pump?
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
I've used the hiding one before.. haha..
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