Success

EJ: There is a girl in my class that had I love EJ written on her hand

Me: oh, she likes you?

EJ: Yeah, she said that she likes me A LOT

Me: Trying to take you away from your Girlfriend, eh? You going to let her?

EJ: NO

Me: Tell me why

EJ: Because I wouldn't hurt my Girlfriend like that

SUCCESS!!!!

Me: Here, hand me one of the grocery bags

EJ: I got them, you just go in and relax

SUCCESS!!!! SUCCESS!!!! SUCCESS!!!! SUCCESS!!!!