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David is convinced that this is our song and I beg to differ......
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
I Love the Gossip
I love her voice, the style, the album title, the album cover, the album. off the subject...one thing is to be hit on by a dude but there is nothing sexier then when a hot lesbian sends a drink over to you from across the restaurant, yeah one of those nights. I am only gay on Wednesdays and Friday nights, I have my limits. I am loving the effect I am having on people this week, it's different, I am not sure what is in the universe, or in my pheromones, whatever it is, I have never received more compliments, maybe cause I am glowing? happy? alive? smiling a lot? (I am asking myself) or maybe I am just more aware....anyway this song is on repeat in my car.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Coffee Talk
Last Friday I went out with 2 of my favorite girls on the planet, Ashley and Lisa, I have known these 2 girls for over 10 years, we get together as often as we can seeing how we are all Moms and work and do it all. This was the first night I put on makeup and attempted to see the world again after my long, painful and dreadful week. We decided to go for tacos and beers at this little Mexican joint by my house, after our dinner and 63 "oh my god this food is so good" comments, we were trying to figure out where we could go for a martini , after realizing that we didn't want to drink, we pranced on over to Starbucks for some lattes and girl talk. We talked about our pregnancies, the fun stories of breast feeding, our dreams of maybe having more babies, our love life's (and by that I mean sex) our shoes and 2012, of course!
Some of my most gorgeous friends are all Mothers, I love how we still manage to have some glamour in our life's, I often think a lot of woman lose that when they become mothers, Ashley and Lisa are beautiful, independent, smart, funny, glamorous Woman, that just happen to be super duper Moms. All of us with different stories. Lisa has a family and a home with Doug, Ashley just got engaged a couple of weeks ago to a fantastic fella...and I am.....well ,I am just a Gypsy.
In the end we learned that breast feeding is super important but extremely uncomfortable and messy, I had the biggest baby out of the 3 of us, Elijah weighing in at 8 pounds 12 ounces and that there is a shoe sale at Nordstroms this weekend!
Ash, Lisa and Barby*oh, don't mind me, I always sit like that
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Alfonsina Storni
A tragic true story, my Mom use to play this song for me and tell me the story of Alfonsina Storni, a woman so sad over the loss of her love that she took her own life by walking to the shore and drowning herself in the ocean. She was a poet a single mother an intelligent woman, a very depressed Woman with a broken heart. I remember my Mom telling me this story and always ending it with "and that's why we don't fall in love" (typical cynical Mama)
This song is so beautiful and translating does no justice, this song alone is a good reason to learn Spanish. It still makes me cry every time, without fail.
This song is so beautiful and translating does no justice, this song alone is a good reason to learn Spanish. It still makes me cry every time, without fail.
it comes with subtitles, eh so so!
Monday, October 26, 2009
"Hurts right?"
but i can't even talk to you
about my effect on people
cause i'm doing the same thing to you
that's right
even right now
oh just wait up for me
if you want to but
Look out
now i'm just too fake for the world
i know it's just a game to me
i'm just too fake you see
i hope you can forgive me
oh now
Got too much soul for the world
and it's breaking my heart in two
i got too much soul for you
i don't like it but it's true"
Too Fake Music Video
hockey MySpace Video
Sunday, October 25, 2009
My Mom is spending the night at my house tonight so she can drive me to another joyful doctors appointment in the morning, we are laying on my bed watching football and talking, we started the conversation of 2012, which has been my topic of conversation this week and I keep talking about it and I freak myself out silly, your mind will only let you go so far with the concept of death and eternity before you hit looneyville. The thought of "nothing" and the fact that there would be no "nothing" because the existence of "nothing" wouldn't even exist, see? its a trip... "Well, I say if the world is going to end? I just hope it hits hard and we won't feel it..like the time I fell.." Haahaahaa, my Mom this last week has been cracking me up (mind you this is all in Spanish and some of the comedy gets lost in translation) after we stopped laughing, we both had a moment of silence when we asked "why the hell are we watching football?"
My Mom still from time to time will look at me and ask, "you're always going to be a rebellious wild child, aren't ya?" I always just reply with a mischievous giggle and she looks at me and says "Aye Barby"
My Mom still from time to time will look at me and ask, "you're always going to be a rebellious wild child, aren't ya?" I always just reply with a mischievous giggle and she looks at me and says "Aye Barby"
"There is nothing I wouldn't do for you kids, except sell my body to some gross man, god forbid.. but to the devil?
Bravo Mama.
Bravo Mama.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
The Voodoo Darlings
It's about that time to start rehearsals for our big show, what will I sing this year? what will my solo dance song be? OH MY......
I was born to perform, some of us just have that in our blood, I can't imagine if I didn't have this in my life, I would have to break out in song and dance in random places...oh wait, I do that! I am so lucky that I get to work with such talented, fun, beautiful girls who love and own their sexuality, we are all free birds. I love these girls.
Last year I did "Fever"
The year before that I did "Baby get lost" By Billie Holiday
Friday, October 23, 2009
I initially took down this video to be the bigger person and let some fires burn out (my friends will laugh at this seeing how everyone knows I am a hot tempered bitch when pushed and everyone was surprised including myself that I bit the bullet in this situation) and all of this just made me realize I hate the taste of gun powder, I hope the psycho stalker X girlfriend is now in "over it" land. They say it takes half the time you were with someone to get over them, so...its been about a month, that sounds about right :)
He does stick his hand up my dress and we do share an awesome sloppy tongue kiss and I did NOT fart BUT I am a little fucker! I love how bashful I act in this clip haahaa, I'm sooo shy!
He does stick his hand up my dress and we do share an awesome sloppy tongue kiss and I did NOT fart BUT I am a little fucker! I love how bashful I act in this clip haahaa, I'm sooo shy!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Today.......
I miss people, ok..just one, had to cancel my weekend with the Nash fam due to my condition, I'm still on "bed rest" That is what the Doctor said and my body woke up with the intentions of learning to walk again and cleaning, I am one of those freaky people that if I don't make my bed every morning my whole day is ruined and I'm sitting at 3pm blaming my bad day on the fact I didn't make my bed. I loaded up on groceries for Elijah and I and made my bed, my job here is done. As much as I have been complaining about how I have been on this bed all week, I really love my home, I love how yummy I make it smell around the holidays and I love how cozy and happy we are here.
Elijah: Mom, what are you making for dinner?
Me: I was just about to ask you the same question
Elijah: Mom, what are you making for dinner?
Me: I was just about to ask you the same question
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
if you don't know Chromeo....it is time to get educated, they have been around for a while and us cool kids would know that...J/k....ish, and the one not singing reminds me of my brother for some reason.
Chromeo - Fancy Footwork from Chromeo1 on Vimeo.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Oh So Fake Salt Lake
This website was created to poke fun of people, especially the fun people that live here, that are so easy to make fun of. It is still a mystery who this Noa Freeze guy is, he is kind off like Charlie from Charlies Angels but with a lot more attitude and gossip, A lot of people love him for posting nice things (like myself) and some may want his head. Whenever I am informed that I have been posted on here I'm always relieved because I have seen him chop balls off and then after.. post the pics on his blog, Thanks Noa, whoever you are, it's a lot nicer then that website in Vegas that posted a picture of me at the Wynn and asked if I was the bartender on the Hills that was trying to come between Heidi and Spencer, what a homewrecker I am.
http://www.osofakesaltlake.com/?p=3005#comments
http://www.osofakesaltlake.com/?p=1093#comment-174
http://www.osofakesaltlake.com/?p=3005#comments
http://www.osofakesaltlake.com/?p=1093#comment-174
Curiosity Killed The Cat
If there is anything I have learned form the past is that if you go looking for something you will most likely find it, digging and researching or stalking will only hurt you in the end. If you know that seeing or clicking on something is going to upset you then why would you put yourself through that? I know it's in our human nature to be curious and maybe some of us have no self control but from my experiences? I don't go there anymore, just for the simple reason that 1. I'm far to self absorbed to give a rats ass and 2. Because its much much better to be the one hated on then to be the hater, my heart has no room for that.. so to answer my friends question to why I don't respond to people who are mean hearted, I always finish off with,"I just pray for them" (that's funny for so many reasons) With that being said, who wants to photograph me? :)
Friday, October 16, 2009
My Facebook Funnies
Remember This Asshole?
Barby Garcia Facebook
York M. Skillings
Funniest thing I've seen on facebook in a long time.
Dave McArthur
hahahahahaha.... don't know why, but you calling Teddy Ruxpin an asshole completely made my life! hahahahaha!
Scott Sowby
Teddy Ruxpin
Erin Hall
Teddy Ruxpin!! Awwww... hated him! LOL Once u lose the tape, he's useless :p
Jonathan Thomas Martin
I miss this little guy.
Barby Garcia
I know, I was driving and thought of him and thought "god he was an asshole" I have been laughing in my car alone for like 10 min!
October 11 at 1:27am ·
Erin Hall
come to think of it... i don't think mine EVER had a tape. pretty sure my mom got mine at a yard sale. she's awesome like that.
October 11 at 1:31am ·
Barby Garcia
A secondhand Teddy? Ewwww, talked without a tape? All possessed and shit..haahaahaa!
October 11 at 1:34am ·
Jonathan Thomas Martin
You know what the real kicker about Teddy is? He'd beat you in a staring contest every time. Bitch is relentless.
Mikal Moore
you are so bloody adorable!
Erin Hall
yeah my Teddy was manufactured in the same warehouse as the "Good Guy" Dolls. both can speak without tapes or batteries. what can i say? mommy was a penny-pincher.
Josh Carroll
Damn thing scared me to death as a kid!!! All cute and cuddly looking on tv but creepy as hell in real life!! chucky's cousin, perhaps??
October 11 at 4:49am ·
Chris Wolfley
OMH BARBY!!! HAHAHA. Where do you come up with this?? HAHA
Nate Plummer
I never got one so I had to steal my brother's, and I would put my vanilla ice and mc hammer cassette tapes in the bear and watch Ruxpin rock out, it was like a milli vanilli concert!
October 12 at 10:09am ·
Thursday, October 15, 2009
So Far....
I have half the moves down...thank god I'm double jointed!
Shakira - She Wolf (Video Premier) Full HD
Shakira|MySpace Music Videos
Shakira - She Wolf (Video Premier) Full HD
Shakira|MySpace Music Videos
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
This will forever be one of my favorite songs of all time! I can't explain what this song does to me, New Order is timeless and will always be on my top. You have to listen to it loud or it does not count.
Ceremony by New Order
new order|MySpace Music Videos
Ceremony by New Order
new order|MySpace Music Videos
Cloisters And Calvary
Wonderful day la la la
besides the "don't bring your guitar in, no flash photography, don't touch, look or breathe on anything,no singing,smiling and NO KISSING" it was delightful,it was like Catholic school all over again. We had fun breaking ALL the rules ;)
besides the "don't bring your guitar in, no flash photography, don't touch, look or breathe on anything,no singing,smiling and NO KISSING" it was delightful,it was like Catholic school all over again. We had fun breaking ALL the rules ;)
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