Sunday, May 23, 2010

Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind

Oh, Wow babe, this tea pot would be perfect for when your Mom comes to visit.

I really got to replace these undies.

I know!! I'll write an actual letter explaining how I feel.

Man, I am so in the mood for a sweet little romantic Gerard Butler comedy.

I'm boycotting sex until she apologizes.

2 pounds up? No beer for a week.

If you like it, then you should of put a ring on it.

If I want us to date for 2 years and have time together before kids, with the last one born by 38...GOD, I need to meet the love of my life tonight.


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