Oh, Wow babe, this tea pot would be perfect for when your Mom comes to visit.
I really got to replace these undies.
I know!! I'll write an actual letter explaining how I feel.
Man, I am so in the mood for a sweet little romantic Gerard Butler comedy.
I'm boycotting sex until she apologizes.
2 pounds up? No beer for a week.
If you like it, then you should of put a ring on it.
If I want us to date for 2 years and have time together before kids, with the last one born by 38...GOD, I need to meet the love of my life tonight.
DARN THIS HUGE PENIS.