Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Cake Talk

DM: This cake is amazing.

Me: It's like sex, except I'm having it.

DM: I replace my loneliness with baked goods.

Me: I replace mine with a new set of triple A batteries. 

DM: God, listen to us. We need to find some hot men to flirt with. I miss flirting. 

Me: Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.

DM: You keep it in Cleveland.

Me: I'm not THAT good. This cake is THAT good. I need to be as good as this cake.

DM: I need to find something as good as this cake.

Me: You can. Batteries are not included.

1 comment:

  1. Not until today did I ever wish that I were a AAA battery. A three-pack.