DM: This cake is amazing.
Me: It's like sex, except I'm having it.
DM: I replace my loneliness with baked goods.
Me: I replace mine with a new set of triple A batteries.
DM: God, listen to us. We need to find some hot men to flirt with. I miss flirting.
Me: Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.
DM: You keep it in Cleveland.
Me: I'm not THAT good. This cake is THAT good. I need to be as good as this cake.
DM: I need to find something as good as this cake.
Me: You can. Batteries are not included.
DM: You keep it in Cleveland.
Me: I'm not THAT good. This cake is THAT good. I need to be as good as this cake.
DM: I need to find something as good as this cake.
Me: You can. Batteries are not included.
Not until today did I ever wish that I were a AAA battery. A three-pack.
ReplyDelete