Francoise Hardy

I love her...like, a lot!

Sunday Kind Of Love

Getting tangled in each others stems.

Awkward positions that feels so comfortable.

Giggles. Coffee. Stories. Kisses. Learning. Touching. Music. Loving.

Dozing off...

Wake...

Repeat.

I want a Sunday Kind of love.

Just hit the road by Monday morning, Aight?

Sex And The City

I was one of those freaks who went and saw this movie on opening night. This is one of the few times that you will find me in a dress and heels at a movie theater. So, here is my 2 cents on the movie and I may even throw in an extra cent for shits and giggles. I think the Allure of this movie is that it's set in NY. They took the 4 ladies out of the city and stuck them in the Middle East for about 2 hours of this 3 hour movie. They failed in that way (my opinion) and in a lot of ways, actually. Any movie that starts with an appearance by Liza Minnelli singing "Put a ring on it" in the first 10 min, there is a good chance it's down hill from there. Everyone knows Liza is a closing act, never an opener (duh).

I didn't see Samantha's boobs, which had me disappointed. What I did see was nice tight bare asses, belonging to Men who were doing Samantha, so that was cool. Some of the fashion I loved and some looked like something out of the Birdcage (The awesome Movie with Nathan lane..where he plays a drag queen, get my drift?). Over all, it was entertaining. Always a good amount of wittiness and a fair amount of laugh out loud parts. Mr Big gives me the coochie tingle and I enjoy him and that, very much. But, there is a reason it has not gotten good reviews. I may have to revert back to my season box sets to remember why I fell in love with this show.

I give Sex And The City one thumbs up.. and one slightly up my ass!

Uniporn

Dinner was fun tonight. Not only because these 2 days have been pretty stressful and being around these 2 always makes for good talks and lots of perverted jokes. Justin Grant, Brittney Quai (Ash's Sister) and myself, ate lots of food, drank cocktails and got Unicornized by Brittney. How great is Justin's? (I still can't stop laughing). Not enough porn with the Unicorn theme. Seriously. I think we are on to something.

We can start by recruiting the guys form Empire of the Sun.

Which FYI was one of my favorite albums of last year, I recommend.

Keith Bryce

I just booked a shoot with Keith Bryce of "Project Runway". He messaged me and said "So I hear I must shoot you", and I was like "Ahh ahh beebee bobo bleeeh huh? Yeah, I mean YES". I'm honored to be dolled up in one of his master pieces. He then asked for my dress size and had to be honest about the damage I did in Paris. At that moment all of the these flash backs came back to me, all the bread and cheese and things dipped in Nutella and crepes at any given time and sometimes 100 times a day, and all of this madness being washed down with Wine or Champagne. I responded with...a large, a very LARGE dress. Thank You!

Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind

Oh, Wow babe, this tea pot would be perfect for when your Mom comes to visit.

I really got to replace these undies.

I know!! I'll write an actual letter explaining how I feel.

Man, I am so in the mood for a sweet little romantic Gerard Butler comedy.

I'm boycotting sex until she apologizes.

2 pounds up? No beer for a week.

If you like it, then you should of put a ring on it.

If I want us to date for 2 years and have time together before kids, with the last one born by 38...GOD, I need to meet the love of my life tonight.

DARN THIS HUGE PENIS.

GIRL LOVE

People are going to google "Girl love" in hopes of finding some girl on girl action, and they are going to click here to find me giving shout-outs to my homegirls. Hey perv, I'm doing it in my panties *WINK*

Last night I attended charity event at Sappa. Well, me and a handful of "Models", did a Geisha run way show (please stop looking at my white face). I will post our Geisha pics as soon as I can get my hands on them. I forgot my camera, if you can believe it.

I have been loving my new girl connections lately, and they have me more giddy then the ones I have with stinky boys. I met Jamie Lynn last night. It was like I was reunited with my long lost Sista. The sad/awesome thing, is that I bonded more with her in 7 hours, then I did with my (so called) friend in 2 years. She was just real, and hella funny (yes, I said hella). Long story short, I love me some Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn

I love this story. My Ex Boyfriends Ex Girlfriend (stay with me here). We both have all of the reasons in the world to hisssssss at each other and yet after everything was all said and done, I found myself not only liking her BUT becoming pen pals and having really good girl chats via email. I can't explain it, but I genuinely like Kate. I hope to someday share these talks with her over a Martini in New York.

Kate Greer

Another example. When I wrote my "let's talk" pre menstrual-hater repellent-carb withdrawal's blog the other day, I got a really nice email from a gal that actually thanked me for writing it. That appreciation from both ends has sparked a friendship as well.

Kari Hawker

This only proves that when a door closes, another one opens up...with some really hot, smart and funny chick behind it.

For real, can these 3 girls be anymore Bonerific?

Cattiness is soooo 2009

Paris In The Spring (Final cut)

Last night I dabbled with the movie maker on this fancy Mac. FG and I got some really good clips while we were in Paris and I already had a vision before we ever got there (it's what creative minds do). It is a little long..maybe even too long? But, it was a week in Paris, so what's 7 minutes, huh?. So, without further adieu...I give you our Paris in the spring movie.

Let's Talk

Ok, so I find it so interesting that people come on here and take time out of their day to leave mean comments. As a human with feelings, I think to myself 'What did I ever do to you? I just come on here to talk about fun things, play good music and show off my face' :D

Then I remember that all haters are jealous people. I can't control the toxic feeling of jealousy (which my Mom always said it will eat you alive and ruin you) and really don't have the time to.

So let's address the things that people think are mean things to say to try and hurt me.

1. I am a dancer (stripper, titty dancer, erotic dancer, whore) whatever you want to call it. I have been dancing for 10 years off and on but mostly on. If you judge me? Then I won't take it personally, good chance I'm not the only one you're judging. I love the people I work with and love the money and the freedom that allows me to be a free bird. I clock in and out and pay taxes. At times hate going to work...just like you.

2. My relationships don't last years, TRUE! I date and I will continue until I find someone or I just throw in the towel and get a bunch of cats or become a Lesbian. Yes, breakups are hard and they do make people sad (hence the human thing) and I have been sad over my breakups...just like you.

3. I'm not fake (besides my double D's and my weave, which both I LOVE) I am a very loving person but at times have a very bad tempter that scares people (it's in my blood) but over all my heart is good and I just want happiness for myself and everyone, really. I am who I am. I like who I am. I am blessed to be who I am. I'm a mother (a single one), I have done a good job and it has been hard and rewarding. I'm not raising a close minded person. He has 2 parents who are a little crazy, play in bands, have tattoo's. At times make mistakes....just like you.

Now, if you have anything else to say to me, email me and stop leaving comments. Show some character. Let's be real around this world. Ya dig?

THE END!

730 Words

A picture tells a thousands words, well, 730 in this case. This picture always tells the story of exactly what you see here. He captured me looking at him, on his couch, on the first morning we ever woke up next to each other. This picture was taken 2 years ago this week. Time flies. It seems like just yesterday, and yet so much has happened in those 730 days. Makes you wonder what the next 730 has in store.

*2 years ago I fell in love while this song played in the background.

It's OK....

To laugh so loudly that everybody stares.

To spend the whole happy hour making up names for the band that you're going to start one day.

If the erotic appeal of toe sucking utterly baffles you.

To not have the kind of Dad who plays golf, wears ties, and serves as your personal ATM. (Hear that, greeting card people?)

If you have a "type". The heart wants what it wants. Also, the loins. They want what they want too.

To have a couple of holdover phrases from High School that you just can't get rid of. Sweet!

To take life day by day.

Home Sweet Home

Landed safe and sound. Drove right away (loved getting in my car) to pick up my stinker that I missed so much, and resumed back to our normal activities.

Au Revoir

Well, my week here is done. I'm leaving Paris with a week full of memories, 2 fabulous dresses, 3 key chains, 5 expected pounds, and 1 promise that I will someday be back.

I love Paris so much. I will miss it dearly!

Bon Jour

A Girl In Paris

A young girl, in love with Paris.

While I was in the taxi yesterday, I had a thought, what if someone told me I would never be see this place again (with no reasons as to why that would be, but this was it) would I be sad? Like anything in life, we might have to ask ourselves that in places like these, with people we see, feelings we feel and just about life. I answered myself with 'So typical of you to ask such a fucked up question. Yes, I would be sad, but also with that sadness would come the extreme joy of knowing that I did see it and I took a ride on this crazy and adventurous road, that is my life. Even if I have no clue what road is ahead, I just take roads that feel right, on occasion, make pit stop, pick up a couple of souvenirs and keep on truckin'.

*Terms in France won't allow me to change my songs on my playlist. The Western States Motel- Oh World, is the song playing in our little French Chateau.

Good Morning..Good Evening

I seem to be on schedule with my sleep in America. As far as my sleep here in Paris, I'm so out of wack. I woke up so disoriented and emotional. It's 9:30 my time but almost 6pm Paris time. My day is gone and I realized the trip is almost over. I only have one more day. I'm not ready to face my Goodbye with Paris yet.

Paris In The Spring

Today was dress up and photography day. How amazing is the first picture on top? FG took that one, he spotted the ledge and saw a vision and captured it, and it's such an amazing picture. It was a lovely (cold and wet) day. I love Paris.

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

This concert here in Paris was pretty killer. The french love their rock and roll. I started counting how many leather jackets I could see, but as you can imagine, I lost count very quickly. I was one of the leather wearing rebels. Came home with a T-shirt and a new love for this band.

CRAZY HORSE

Last night we went and watched the Crazy Horse show. I have seen this show before in Vegas, but there is something about watching it in a smokey casino with granny’s putting coins in a slot machine VS walking out to the view of the Eiffel tower. Night and day, but the show itself is absolutely sexy. They managed to cast girls with all the same size boobies. No plastic here, all natural and very perky. There was a NO CAMERA announcement in the beginning of the show, but like with a lot of things, I like to play dumb until I get caught.

No Sleep In Paris

This is what happens at 4am Paris time, when your sleep is off, and there is NO sleep what so ever. While the Parisians are all fast a sleep, dreaming of their 2 hour lunches and Vespas, FG and I are drinking Vodka and Fanta and, well, I dance! (FG is sitting on his laptop trying to find us Jazz clubs, strip clubs etc.....I told him if he paid any attention to me his face would be exposed, I made it very clear that the only thing that needs to be exposed, are those guns he's taking to the gun show) Yes, I have been drinking!

Paris- Day 1

We arrive in Paris at 2pm, which was 6am SLC time. As soon as we got to our cute little place, I fell into a comma, that lasted 5 hours. We went and had a lovely dinner at L'lot Vache (that had a very interesting cow theme) and now we are both going to try to stay on Paris time, which means we are going to bed? Yup! It's cold and rainy here, I packed for a week in the sun. Not kidding, I didn't bring a coat, but it's Paris...Nothing can be THAT bad here!

Bang Bang

Paris flight is delayed. But, so far, we are still on!

So long my friends.

I'm Paris bound.

Gonna turn this Mother out!

Mumsy

Mi Mamasita, on her Honeymoon in 1972

My Mom raised my Brother and I pretty much on her own. Worked hard and made sure she could give us things we needed (but a lot more of things that we wanted). We also, I think sometimes forget that our Moms were our age at one time. My Mom has had romances, has jumped in the ocean naked after too many drinks. Has broken hearts and of course, had had hers broken. Has cried and laughed more times then I have and her stories are still better then any movie I have ever seen. She is the best cook in the world and will always hug you when you meet her. I love this lady, as crazy as she can be at times..the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

More

Here are the rest of the pictures I took for these 2 love birds. I plan on pursuing this much more (e.g., consistency), which the only thing I'm consistent on, is my lack of consistency.

* I just realized the link only works if you are logged into your Facebooker

Foals

Foals "Spanish Sahara" from Sub Pop Records on Vimeo.

These guys were introduced to me a couple of years ago. I was at the Roosevelt Hotel pool in L.A having drinks at the bar at night, and I met a band by the name of The Last Amercian Buffalo. Brian (who I still keep in contact with and we share music with each on the Facebook) is no longer with the band and neither is Taylor, who then became a part of the Western States Motel, (A BAND I LOVE), He was the one that turned me into Foals. This band for some reason is very elite and puts people in this secret music society. For example, if someone considers themselves a music snob, and they also know you like The Foals, they will give you secret handshake. My friend Mitch made sure to let me how much he loves this album, and my ex boyfriend Phil (who I stole this from) is also a part of this elite bunch! This song on this video is so different from their other stuff (Electric Bloom) that I highly recommend! This song is absolutely insanely good!

Long story but so worth it, right?

Love Day!

The lovely Bride (photo by me..as if you didn't know)

The first dance!

Chicks....

Dudes.....

FG cuts the rug, no joke!


This is Stirling, who has been my Photoshop teacher! He is a lovely Photographer!

What a lovely day. The new Bride are Groom are in their fancy hotel room making the sweet sweet newlywed love. I came home right after it was over, extremely tired and I bit intoxicated. I keep getting text messages asking me to come meet everyone, but honestly? I'm going to put on my PJ's and call it a night! I got Mothers day plans and a trip to Paris tomorrow. On that note, night night kittens!

Ahh Yeah!

This happens to be the picture that they picked to be blown up, it will be displayed at the entrance of their wedding ceremony. This also happens to be my photography. I'm pretty proud of my work. Can I get a witness? AHH YEAH!

The Big Weekend Has Arrived.

The Bridesmaids!

The Wedding is tomorrow. The rehearsal was today. We are ready to give her away to a wonderful Man, who truly loves this girl. Reed has a way of making all of us cry when he stands up and speaks about Ash. I have already warned everyone that I will be very emotional tomorrow. Why do we get so emotional at Weddings? Is it because it's so lovely to see two people mutually adore each other and make the agreement that they want to see each others faces every day? I thinks that's a lovely agreement. It's hard to find some one with a mug you want to see everyday. I am so excited for tomorrow. I got my box of tissues and flask all ready :)

On The Mexican Day

Due to the fact that I'm off schedule with my pre-travel plans, I was limited to what I could do on Wednesday. So, I paid tribute as a proud Mexican from Mexico City, and had margaritas y carnitas. Now, Tecate is the best cerveza in the world (this is not an opinion but a mere fact), I personally like my cerveza Abis (My Grandma) style, in a can, then I squeeze limes on top and sprinkle a little salt as well (repeat instructions after 2 or 3 drinks). People always ask "salt, you put salt?. When people ask me that, I then slowly place the can on the table, remain silent for a second or two (it creeps them out) take a deep breath, bring my eyes at a dead lock to theirs.....and I proudly say (in my Pancho Villa voice) "It's a Mexican thing" ORALE!!!.

*Thank you Justin Grant and Michael Ori, for being my wonderful hand models.

Girl Talk

While I was getting my eyebrows waxed and tinted this morning by Candice...

Candice: Oh, you have no idea how many girls think oral sex is nasty, like a girl here, we were talking about it and she goes "eeeew that's gross", can you imagine?. Her poor Husband.

Me: Her poor Vagina!

Bond. James Bond.

He's totally Man handling her...so HOT!

They sure don't make sexy movies like these anymore. Not even the new ones can compare to the old skool James Bond, with sexy Sean Conner (My favorite Bond). There was just something so sexy about this era. They talked different. They moved different. They oozed sex! 

Feliz Cinco De Mayo

A todos los Mexicanos, un dia de recuerdo de la independencia de nostro lindo Mexico. Aye que tomar Tequila y bailar. AYE, VAMOS!!!!

You can take the girl out of Mexico, but you can't take Mexico out of the girl!!

*I wish I played the trumpet

The Hills

Some people like Dancing with the starts, others prefer to watch Soap Operas, and some of us are addicted to "reality" TV. I won't try to explain why I like this show, or try and come up with logical excuses as to why I won't be making plans on Tuesday nights, or why I cook dinner super early and ask EJ not to talk to Mommy for an hour (except during commercials, of course, I'm not THAT mean) I just like this show, always have!

This breaks my heart for many reasons. I'm all about plastic surgery, like I said "I'm not going down with the mother ship", BUT, I also believe that you shouldn't mess with all that until Father time tries to mess with you. A 23 year old should NOT look like this. She looks old. Why didn't her husband stop her and tell her how beautiful she was? Oh yeah, cuz he's a DOUCHE!!!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to be busy tonight!

B-Ball

Yesterday evening I challenge EJ to a game of Basketball. We laced up the sneakers and headed to shoot some hoops at the church. 10 min into us warming up, a car pulled up, with 2 guys (in their late 20's) who asked if they could play with us, so I thought 'oh how nice, they want to play a friendly game of horse' ummm, not the case. before I knew I it, I was in a full on basketball game with 3 boys that could really put a hurt on me. All I kept playing over and over in my head was 'I'm going to get hit in the face Marcia Brady style' (see video bellow) every time they would start to run towards me, I would try and protect my face and boobs, while screaming and laughing.

Long story short, I walked away with an injured thumb and a sore ego. EJ Skooled even the guys. But I will say this..don't let my girliness fool you, Mama has some game.

MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!!!

Robert Anthony

This is my friend, Robert Anthony. An artist in L.A who makes these increadible pieces of art work made from metal that he wells himslef. Now, he just started a line of rings that are getting a lot of attention in Hollywood.

The one and only RZA is rocking it.

This is us with Andy Dick. Now that was interesting night!

I am so proud of him. Congratulations on all of your success.

It's models and bottles from here on out, my friend!